Mamarati

I’m such a fan of the doubleshot.

So I go to my local convenience store today to get one and I get home and am chugging away.

And then…

chunks.

There were chunks in my doubleshot.

So I run to the bathroom to spit out the chunks, fighting my gag reflex along the way… and then I look at the bottom of the can and it has a date of “FEB 21 05″ so I nearly shit myself.

And then I start thinking, Oh G-d, am I going to shit myself later when I have explosive butt pee from drinking sour whatever is in here that could produce chunks?

So I call the toll-free starbucks helpline… and the very perky and helpful woman tells me that it’s from the milk fat separating, but that the drink is pasteurized so it won’t be an issue as long as the can wasn’t opened or something.

I won’t be getting sick, is the bottom line.

Man, I was freaking out. There is nothing worse than drinking a milk-based drink and finding chunks.

I have these waves of nausea coming over me just writing about it.