Mamarati

When it comes to food dehydrators. Mine came with 4 trays. This handled two bunches of grapes, 3 pears and 3 apples.

I still have two pomegranates, 2 mangoes, 1 papaya, 4 bananaanananananas, 2 pineapples and some meat left. I think I might also go and buy some salmon and dry it. Debbie Downer boyfriend thinks that will make the trays permanently smell like fish, though. I don’t think it works that way, but I could be wrong.

I’m going to need about 40 more trays, please.

Maybe I need to get one of these bad boys. I’m sure I can find $10k laying around here somewhere.

Of course, then I wouldn’t be able to afford to put anything in it. We’d have to live inside of it or put wheels on it and drive it around.

I’m so excited now I can barely contain myself. I will have to remember that the majority of this food should be reserved for my son. Especially since I have been doing more than a little cheating on the nights that he is with his dad.

Like yesterday when I had a corn dog and a cherry limeade from Sonic. I really don’t know what the hell came over me, especially since I’d just left Sprout’s where I could have gotten any number of healthy food items to eat on the way home.

But instead, I had a corn dog.

I don’t even know what is in a corn dog. More ingredients than I care to think of, I’m sure.